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Sona Statistics for being gay is ok

Author's performance with Sona compared to the ranked average.

Value
Average
Games Played
6
Win %
46
Kills
2.4
Assists
12.2
Deaths
5.9
KA:D Ratio
2.5
Gold Earned
8.6K
Creep Score
22.3
Average
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  • Guide Details

Summoner Spells Back to Top

New Runes Back to Top

Abilities Back to Top

E
W
Q
W
E
W
Q
W
E
W
R
Q
E
Q
R
Q
R
E
Passive
Q
3
7
12
14
16
W
2
4
6
8
10
E
1
5
9
13
18
R
11
15
17

my dad caugh me somking wed ysetrday  and he telled me to mow teh lawn xP


littel did he knwo i smoekd teh lawn clippings... xP...

Items Back to Top

Starting Items

    you must get green 420 items because it is weed then get the flaming stick item so u can blaze up ur joint but be careful do it in secret last time i did it in house and my dad caugh me and took my marjiuana and he blazed it by himself and then hump me xP

Core Items

    u need to kil any1 that sees u smooke marjiuana so u need these shrap swords

Situational Items

    you ned clothese or else they wil compliment ur dik xP one time i was walkin down teh strete and then teh peopel were liek "nice big dick dude" and i was like thanks xP lol1

my wed dealr gives discunt if i suk his cok

Matchups Back to Top

Click on a champion below to see the author's notes on that particular matchup.

  • Aatrox
    Easy
  • Graves
    Hard
  • Janna
    Easy
  • Lucian
    Hard
  • Maokai
    Hard
  • Nasus
    Hard
  • Tryndamere
    Hard
  • Twitch
    Hard

VS

Aatrox

Easy

this is the shittiest fucking champion in the game if u play him u might as well just take the mouse cord and strangle urself with it because u contribute nothing to the game by playing this awful piece of shit garbage champion


if u pick this champion ur team deserves to know ur address so they can come and beat ur fucking scrawny ass kid

VS

Graves

Hard

he throws his weed smoke man attack and then you cannot see becaus he injects 24 marijuans into himsefl he is hard to beat he uses his bullet shooting move and you cannot fite ihm be carful

VS

Janna

Easy

she can blow ur smoke clouds away so nobdy can catch u smok420 so she is good frend to maek

VS

Lucian

Hard

this guy is my weed dealer so i cant hit him or he might raise his prices for me dont tell him u fited him usiin my guide

VS

Maokai

Hard

this is a huge weed so u must kill him and use ur fire boy torch so u can hae lifetime supply of wed

VS

Nasus

Hard

he is dog and he can use his smelling move and sniff ur wed and steal it with his green weed staff b very carful he is a forbbidable oponente

VS

Tryndamere

Hard

fire mann is very strong he uses his flaming mad shout and he never dies and he smack me wit his big stick and kill me

VS

Twitch

Hard

thyis is super weed cat he is invincible to ur wed attack so u hav to be carful fo him

introductory peopel Back to Top

helo my name is jacob from latino americano north and  ssona is my best champagne and i will show u my secret of how i got into my gold promos after only 400 ranked games (hehe all my friends are stil in silver hehe im good)

rudes and masteryes and super spels Back to Top

runes:
-5% dead is best rune to taek because if u are dead and u have not repented ur sins then god will smite 11.png u and then u will go to hell and forever burn in hevaen

masteris
this is my secreto if u put 4/2/0 masteries then in the gaem u will become king of all marijuana and you will be able to cut the marijuana plants with your super scissor attack move and get through the jungle without having to walk around all the plants it is very 1337

spels
do not ever taek the eye2.png spell1!! it is illuminati they will watch you and kill ur dog!11!

420 Back to Top

hey if any of uguys r hiring near baton rouge, lousiana then im ther i need a job so i can keep smoking wed caus my dad caugh me and stop giving me alowandce and now im out ofm oney

teh end Back to Top

hay guyz if u lyk my guild u can tank me and im going 2 go pro soon i quit skool too!!!2kool4skool rite!?! xDDD(i spelled it with a 'k' haha im so clever xDDDDDD)


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